Do you need a VICTORY? There's a place where Victory is ASSURED
"Since You Asked:"
"Why's Rough Rider Coffee So AWESOME?":
- YOU!!! Because YOU are AWESOME! Because YOU deserve it! Because YOU'RE worth it! YOU deserve VICTORY! YOU deserve Rough Rider Coffee. When YOU need a Victory, Reach for a Cup of AWESOME!
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- OUR NAMESAKE: “The Mad Moose” America’s 26th President, Colonel Theodore Roosevelt – The Original “Rough Rider.” A lion among men. In youth, the underdog, emerging the achiever through sheer force of will, never quitting, never giving up. An honorable man, a gentleman, a warrior, a visionary, a statesman. A spirit who always strove to achieve VICTORY, to do what’s right. A leader who embodied fortitude, courage, and a spirit that could inspire others to get behind going after what he believed was right. In a word – AWESOME! Rough Rider Coffee – EXCLUSIVELY for the winners who strive to attack life, and win. YOU!
- GOD'S COFFEE: God made the planet’s, stars, birds and bees… and the first coffee – Ethiopian Coffee. Yup, our home's first coffee. All other coffees are GMO's or hybrids of Rough Rider Coffee. Can - You - Dig - It!
- CREAM OF THE CROP: Rough Rider Coffee is the “Cream of the once per year annual crop”: Natural sun dried, handpicked, placed with love in a burlap sack, thrown on a ship, sailed to America, and Colonel Seguin’s Roaster - our founder and in-house Artisan Master Roaster - Arabica, Oh Yeah Baby!.
- UNMATCHED QUALITY: Cups out at a 88 rating or higher – only the best for YOU, because "YOU'RE worth it, and we're ROOTING for YOU! And That's Pretty Dang Bitchin'- RIGHT!
- AMERICA'S COFFEE: It’s the FIRST coffee introduced to Europeans, and therefore Americans, over 300 years ago! Taste the Bold, Smooth & Dark Roasted experience of the first American aficionados, Mmmm… just as they liked it - You Betcher Bippy!
- FRESH ROASTED IN-HOUSE: Always “Fresh Roasted” by “The Colonel” himself. Exacting specifications for consistent, Bold, Smooth AWESOME taste: The Colonel, our in-house artisan, having traveled the world, tasted coffees from combat zone to conflict zone; from Embassy missions to foreign ministries - he knows his coffee. And now, Rough Rider Coffee can only be found right here at The Mad Moose Café. You have found the place where VICTORY is assured: The Mad Moose Cafe, Home of Mad Moose Roasting and Rough Rider Coffee. Who's Your Daddy!
- ASSURED VICTORY: So, when you need a VICTORY, there’s a place where VICTORY is assured: The Mad Moose Roasting Company. Reach for a Cup of “AWESOME,” start EVERY day with "A VICTORY" and ask for “Rough Rider Coffee.” (Score your next VICTORY here: www.madmoosecafe.com or www.roughridercoffee.com). Because YOU Deserve It & YOU'RE worth it!
- "THE LEGEND": Legend has it that before God and St. Peter start their day and review the morning’s manifest of those seeking entry through heaven's Pearly Gates, St. Peter brews up and pours God a morning Cup of AWESOME. Yup, and when the new arrivals come, St. Peter pours them a Cup of VICTORY too, and asks “So, how was it?” We hope you say, with your hair on fire: "Man, what a ride, it was AWESOME. I had my ups and downs, my adventures, My VICTORIES and it was great - I'm ready to do it again." With that, St. P will smile, throw you a "thumbs up" and let you pass. When that day comes, what will YOU say to St. Peter? Now, that alone should shiver your timbers and knock your pantaloons off!
- BOTTOM LINE: Our customs say, "It's Pretty Damn Good Tasting' Coffee!"
- BE AWESOME, Seize the day, SEEK VICTORY, and begin your adventures with Rough Rider Coffee – Made especially for YOU by the Colonel himself - "YOUR PERSONAL ROASTER!"
...AND THAT"S WHAT MAKES ROUGH RIDER COFFEE SO DAMN AWESOME - YEAH BABY!
